*When you read this post, please put the oral narration going on in your head to a level no louder than the whisper of wind blowing through kangkung leaves.
Hello.
I have many names, but today, this night, so bright, you can call me Kangkung ti-a-da Belacan.
Because I am the Vegan Half of this blog.I am not a myth. Yes, I breathe, I live and I EAT. I just don't have any pictures to prove it.
Many people have mocked The Vegan. They laugh, and jeer and poke me with their forks while they drink their smoothies and lick their ice-cream cones and stab at their steaks.
Well I'll show you, I'll show you all! By the belacan-less blood that is in my veins I a-vow -yes A-Vow- to prove to you that Vegans eat Tasty Things.
It might not be today, it might not even be tomorrow...but one day...I'll say...Non-Vegan Bloggers...Somebody gonna get-a hurt real bad.
Signed,
A Vengeful Vegan
The Vegan Mantra : "Going forth with green, to live green, to keep green, and to someday, somehow, become green."
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